And he wonders why his wife never rides with him.
And he wonders why the other mommies and daddies won't let him play with their kids.
Right now he's rowing 2 girls deep and doesn't know why, but who's he to ask questions.
He passed out from drinking and woke up as the Green Man. No one knows how. Or why.
And he came prepared with that sign.
He knows what he's doing, he just doesn't understand how beer works.