Bong
Who wouldn't want to smoke out of a fruit juice bottle? The bowl is engineered out of a gauge plug used by quality control specialists to test the size of holes in sheet metal (Thanks summer intership!)
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.