The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
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Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
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Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
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The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
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Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
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