I'll wait for the chicken and cow attacks first. Then we'll talk about being vegan.
A straight shot to the head is as cruelty-free as you can get.
FORTUNE COOKIES: "It's the middle of the banquet that really scares me."
Club that got by PETA
When PETA idiots strike, hilarity ensues.
"Tell PETA my mink is dragging on the [kitchen] floor."