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So this is one of the statues in App's quad… we call her Mary Poppins. I was a little too drunk that night and ended up waking up with some chick in bed with me.
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So this is one of the statues in App's quad… we call her Mary Poppins. I was a little too drunk that night and ended up waking up with some chick in bed with me.
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