I work as an it-wizzard (according to the it-illeterate) at a big company. Some day I was reading about left-turning barteria on a carton of yogurt. That moment my boss walked in and asked me if it was possible to get information out of an specific database. It was one of those days that I had all the work I could handle so I answered: No, thats not possible because we only... Read More »
anime eyes
not really much of a story behind this one haha...i just have endless amounts of spare time. there are two more pictures to this that show it better, i guess ill submit them seperately since i have no choice.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.