If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Passed out at IHOP, and he doesn't even have any friends to shame him.
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Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
