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As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109