Beer Dispenser

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora