Perhaps an even better photoshop of the hottest picture on collegehumor

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness