We are seriously thinking about opening a CollegeHumor museum.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.