I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
More than anything, college is all about making friends.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.