Learning a little something about "Camel Toe" this was a critical detail for Pop...

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle