Finally, they have rice in Japan.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

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