By a show of hands, how many of you have terrific asses?
Drink enough jungle juice and that will be you.
This is how great the world would be if you were 9 feet tall.
I could tell you who this is a picture of, but if you have to ask you won't know.
What would happen if the field got struck by lightning... and you were the only one who survived?
I wonder if you could train a Saint Bernard to carry a small barrell of tequila around his neck.