My one guy roommate and his friends would always drink my beer from the house fridge when we had parties. I got really mad last year when it was budlight lime, completely sold out and I had got the last pack. I decided to mix lemonade with my piss and "refill" all the bottles. Strangely there were no complaints and they just acted like they usually do when they are drunk...... Read More »
That night, he dreamt he had cancer.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.