Nothing beats a drunken romp through the playground.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve