It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
Scumbag Adele
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
I find the artist's use of negative space between the two girls highly engaging.
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Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.