Flashy solo keg stand. Bonus points for the costume and the danger factor that comes with doing it next to a fish tank.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274