I'm almost broke, better not touch it.

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet