If you know four willing girls, why not live the dream for one night?

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal