So, what's next, fluff the johnson?

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young