I work as an it-wizzard (according to the it-illeterate) at a big company. Some day I was reading about left-turning barteria on a carton of yogurt. That moment my boss walked in and asked me if it was possible to get information out of an specific database. It was one of those days that I had all the work I could handle so I answered: No, thats not possible because we only... Read More »
Cockmaster Sign
A black man, known as the cockmaster, stands on the same corner every day near Emory University.
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Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.