you can pick the title

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe