If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
It's not really a Kurt & Courtney costume if someone hasn't puked on themself.
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Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
