You told me you needed those to make fifteen pounds of pumpkin pie!

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts