All underwear is edible if you're willing to work at it a little.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young