Interesting interpretation - I think Pamela is Judas.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost