What are the odds two students - one at Lawrence Technological University and the other at the University of Minnesota - have the exact same idea about the exact same beer at the exact same time?

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet