Much better than the bikini-goat edition.
Much better than their original name, "Walk Across the Room With A Grape Up Your Ass Jewelers."
The older brother from Goonies... doesn't get much better than this.
"After defeating the Coors Light Dragon, the Natty Lite Knight rejoices and has a beer."
Halloween is so much better than Valentine's Day in so many ways...
He'll valiantly pass out in his own puke.