Halloween Come early to Marist

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Well, think it.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve