Even passed out she won't let her beer spill - that's an all-star drinker.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive