My friends tell me it

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve