The basement of Cannabi College in the Red Light District of Amsterdam

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Well, think it.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young