Picture If I lived in McDonalds Land, my character would be The Money-glar. Also, I would probably try to hit on Early Bird.
Picture "Made with clothes we stole from Goodwill." Goodwill was wondering who was shoplifting. Another groovy mystery solved.
Picture It's not that we don't support the Koopa Troopas. We just don't like the war they're fighting out there against the little man, Mario.
Picture It's upsetting to see international McDonalds innovating while here on the home front we are still stuck with a single Big Mac.