You know some people worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and I'm offended you choose to make light of him in this fashion. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From toolshed on October 30, 2006 See More Holidays halloween 2006 Flying Spaghetti Monster More By toolshed View Profile "Smoke Green, Blow White" Holy Grail Recommended Comments () Picture "I'm not a state, I'm a monster!" "No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!" Picture Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light! Picture I have been Michael's number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like...Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like...Mozart. You try and hurt Moza Picture You know who else is a Cereal Rapist? The skinny Cinnamon Toast Crunch chef. That's why you don't see him much anymore. Picture You can't buy costumes this good, you just have to sit down and make them. Picture If you have to label your costume so people get it, maybe it's not that good. I'm looking at you, 80's prom queens. Comments ()
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