"It's made from a trash can two pieces of cardboard and 6 rolls of chrome duct tape. Oh, and it holds 8 beers in the chest compartment."

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal