i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
When they make out, they're a jagerbomb.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.