Picture "I went to a bad Christmas sweater party, and I didnt have a bad sweater so I had to improvise." Just so you know, that's a bad sweater.
Picture Oh crap, I don't have a Halloween costume yet and we're leaving for the party in 10 minutes. Quick! Somebody name something going on in the news right now.
Picture "I dressed up as Matt Roloff from TLC's 'Little People Big World.' I won best costume at the party I went to. I met a girl who said to me, "I work with disabled children and I think that is the funniest costume I have ever seen."