Gene Simmons eating Pringles - terrible group costume.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip