A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
EVIL EASTER BUNNY
I Remeber The Vampire Bunny was at the Easter Egg Hunt Every year, He gave me nightmares as a kid!
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Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
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Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
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The internet is working as intended.
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
