Even if you're a pirate, the government can and will give you thousands of dollars! I can help you get your share! « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Robert Griffith on October 30, 2006 Recommended Comments () Picture This money I'm getting out of the ATM is free free free and I can do the same for you! Picture Green Air-Blow-y Thing Picture No one can help you now. Especially not even your creepy step-brother Nedward. Picture If you're bad at Forty Hands, your friends can always help. Picture The strip clubs in New Jersey are a little more conservative - they can go topless, but you don't get to see any pirate scars. Picture Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me! Comments ()
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