I am going to stay up all night liking this story, because I want a little fame. No one seems to know I exist. -Bob
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Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
Scumbag Adele
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
That's what Halloween is all about - a drunken mess of boobs and ambiguous costumes.
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Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
