That's what Halloween is all about - a drunken mess of boobs and ambiguous costumes.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

The transformation is almost complete.