How much time do truckers have to think about being strange? This guy put a toy truck and a sticker on it that said UNBALANCED LOAD.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal