"The only problem was people kept trying to shoot ping pon balls into it."

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, think it.

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve