you just cant not look at this

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, think it.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis