Picture Good thing we invented airplanes, otherwise there would be almost no way to show advertisements at the beach.
Picture Listen, I've got a great idea for a Halloween costume. Basically, I wear whatever random crap I can pull together at the last second and then YOU pull me around campus all night!
Picture "An actual pumpkin and a little kid's costume from Goodwill with the ass cut out of it." You win weirdest costume in the room, not an easy feat!