"Nothing is creepier than a mutated insane clown posse"

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle