There is no greater shame than looking like an Insane Clown Posse fan.
NOTHING is sexier than a celebrity smoking cigarettes.
"Psss. Hey kid, my leg is stuck in gooey, delicious candy. Won't you come help a clown?"
Nothing is cooler than the Salvation Army.
The Oompa Loompa is actually creepier.
You think it's cute, but keep in mind that's a mutated gerbil.