A Graduation Thank You to Everyone Who Voted For Me
Nobody told me what that photographer was doing on stage, nor did they say that his pictures would be sent to my parents' house. I just struck the obvious pose, and bear-hugged our school president, Fr. Lannon.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.