Picture "Me and my brother went to play golf in Mexico a few months ago and this plaque was in our bedroom at the hotel. It's probably the most badass thing that's ever happened."
Picture "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome."
Picture "Hey gorgeous, it's Nicole Richie. Well the secret it out...Paris Hilton must die. I mean, that's just so hot. And, well, she's just so....not. I had to pop a cap in that skinny hoe. Well, used to be skinny...now I'm the skinny one...just remember that. N